So, this question was asked by MyPornProfile from Twitter. "What's the strangest thing, you've ever used to Masturbate with?"

      Believe it or NOT.... When I had tried this, I was superrrr HORNY & wanting to try something new, so I had a sausage in the fridge, and cut it about 7-10 inches, he was very COLD by him holding this temperature I knew he would stimulate my pussy to grow into the FASTEST ORGASMIC pleasure, ever which he did just that, I stuffed him into my pussy while I was watching a porno, getting myself all HOT & bothered slapping, pinching, & sucking my tits while I fucked myself IN & OUT of my pussy & rubbing my tiny swollen clit, beginning to softly moan & scream into an orgasm, MMmm... That was one of the BEST i've ever had! Phewww    

Monday, night I was in my room with a "very close & personal" Best-FRIEND of mines, she was sound smooth asleep, in my bed as I begun, to cock my legs wide-OPEN teasing & taunting at my clit rubbing it & slapping it... Mmmm, I was so horny & terrified that I would soon awake her as she sounded asleep in my bed. So, I then rushed to grab my dildo out of my dresser draw, then rushed* immediately to the bathroom. Where I then laid a towel (of mines) down on the floor  as I began to fuck & massage my pussy & clit I started rubbing that fUCKERR non-stop starting out a bit slow & picking up the speed gradually... Ooohh Ooohhhhh Oooh me moaning & groaning as I masturbate to the sound of my orgasms & visualize watching some porn-flicks OHhh man, that was the BEST-EVER!!! You know, it had to be pretty bad if I had go to the restroom & masturbate. My pussy was begging for a fucking & she got what she deserved!

                                          Take care of my PUZZY Mr.PussyLovas